Freshwater Detective Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'I found the termites!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Evolution.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

The Hummingbird

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Elephant Tracks.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'