Environmental Detective Gifts

Evolution.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Stratigraphy

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"The Nominees"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'You forgot the product label.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Hurricane damage to trees

Dark Clouds

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

The Hummingbird

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Elephant Tracks.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."