Environmental Detective Gifts

Evolution.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Stratigraphy

"The Nominees"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'You forgot the product label.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Dark Clouds

Hurricane damage to trees

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

The Hummingbird

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."