Pollution Detective Gifts

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

'I'm from China!'

Wishing Well: I'd get this tested if I were you.

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Polluted geese

The interested bystanders.

'I found the termites!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Just Stop Boil

Evolution.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Welsh water sewage

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

La Tour 2007.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Gene doping in sport.

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."