Pollution Detective Gifts

'I'm from China!'

Wishing Well: I'd get this tested if I were you.

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Polluted geese

The interested bystanders.

'I found the termites!'

Just Stop Boil

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Evolution.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Welsh water sewage

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

La Tour 2007.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Gene doping in sport.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

Ask me about my litter!