Environment Detective Gifts

The interested bystanders.

Wildlife

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Evolution.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Stratigraphy

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"The Nominees"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'You forgot the product label.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Hurricane damage to trees

Dark Clouds

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

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The Hummingbird

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.