Environment Detective Gifts

The interested bystanders.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Evolution.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Stratigraphy

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"The Nominees"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'You forgot the product label.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Hurricane damage to trees

Dark Clouds

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

The Hummingbird

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."