Pollution Patrol Gifts

Sewage in Rivers Report

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Polluted geese

Just Stop Boil

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

The economy and the environment.

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Three big corks? That's it?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Sinking Oil Tanker

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dream Advertisements.

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Minnesota ground water

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Pollution and money

Monitoring the Air Quality