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"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

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'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'