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'My dog's classically trained.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dream Advertisements.

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Ocean Plastic

Sniff

Walkies again?

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."