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Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Giant sandwich bags.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

"You should've called me sooner!"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Planet of the Snowmen

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

Litter Picking Swordfish

Lady riding in a recycling bag with wheels.

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin