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Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I can see our house from here."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

A Tree Fights Back

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Giant sandwich bags.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"You should've called me sooner!"

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Walkies again?

Planet of the Snowmen

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

'My dog's classically trained.'

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer

Lady riding in a recycling bag with wheels.

Litter Picking Swordfish