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Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"I dunno...ask him."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Keystone XL

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

The Seahoover

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

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