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Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Global Warming.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Mine problems

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'