Litter Crusader Prints

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Global Warming.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Fumes from furniture

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'