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"Can't make the conference call..."

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Global Warming.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Fumes from furniture

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'