Cleaning Crusaders T-Shirts

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Fumes from furniture

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Welsh water sewage

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Cleaning Lockers.