Cleaning Crusaders Gifts

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"It's trickle down."

The household cavalry

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Welsh water sewage

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'