Cleanup Crusader Gifts

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Cleaning up the mess...

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

One way only.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Fumes from furniture

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'