Cleanup Crusaders Gifts

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

The household cavalry

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Human Dust Buster

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."