Cleanup Conqueror Gifts

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

A Mom's Purse

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Categories are the key to organizing.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Outstanding Time Management

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"Help! Set me free!"

Drowning in Paper.