Clutter Conqueror Gifts

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

"He married her for her stuff."

The Move.

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"I need another book on decluttering. Can't find the last two I borrowed."

'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'

'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'

Trapped in his office by clutter.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

'The buck gets lost here'.

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

Office De-cluttering

'I need a bigger office.'

A Mom's Purse

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

Garage Sales

Useful & Useless Cables

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

"It might be in here somewhere. I'm just not sure where."

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

In, out, and 'Here to stay' trays.

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

'Hold on, I'll see if I can find a piece of paper.'

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

'Maybe you could get more organized if you had a desk.'

I don't know what it is, but everything sucked into it disappears!

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...