Clutter Challenger Gifts

"Those are my books on tidying up."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Hows it coming?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Woman tangled up ironing

The Movers - Decluttering

Trapped in his office by clutter.

Office De-cluttering