Clutter Conqueror Mugs

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

"He married her for her stuff."

The Move.

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"I need another book on decluttering. Can't find the last two I borrowed."

'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'

'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'

Trapped in his office by clutter.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

'The buck gets lost here'.

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

A Mom's Purse

'I need a bigger office.'

Office De-cluttering

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"It might be in here somewhere. I'm just not sure where."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

In, out, and 'Here to stay' trays.

Garage Sales

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

Useful & Useless Cables

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"We're running a special on huge plastic containers to hold all the junk you just bought."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

I don't know what it is, but everything sucked into it disappears!

'Hold on, I'll see if I can find a piece of paper.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

'Maybe you could get more organized if you had a desk.'