Clutter Warrior Mugs

Shopping for an exercise bike

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

The household cavalry

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We need a better piling system."