Clutter Combatant Mugs

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'And this is our look-in closet.'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We need a better piling system."

A Mom's Purse