Congestion Conqueror Gifts

Cartoon City...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

Traffic jam.

As Good As It Gets

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I didn't spark joy."

What My Day Feels Like

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Commutobile

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

The Move.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'