Clog Conqueror Gifts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Second lifeReal life.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Dog got your clog?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Woman tangled up ironing

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way