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'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Second lifeReal life.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The Move.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

A Mom's Purse

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

The Movers - Decluttering