Congestion Conqueror T-Shirts

Celebrate the congestion conqueror with a witty t-shirt that adds humor to their healing journey—perfect for relaxing at home or running errands in style and comfort.

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Cartoon City...

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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?" mockup

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

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'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.' mockup

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

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Traffic jam.

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As Good As It Gets

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"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!" mockup

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

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'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.' mockup

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

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"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t" mockup

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic." mockup

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon. mockup

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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"I didn't spark joy."

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What My Day Feels Like

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"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards." mockup

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

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'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...' mockup

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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Commutobile

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'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...' mockup

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

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Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled. mockup

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

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Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle. mockup

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter." mockup

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'I've misplaced everything.'

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Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back... mockup

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

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"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria." mockup

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

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"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

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IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

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'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!' mockup

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

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"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump." mockup

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

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In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray mockup

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

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The Move.

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College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower mockup

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

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"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers." mockup

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

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"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away." mockup

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

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'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!' mockup

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

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Congestion Conqueror T-Shirts Collection

Congestion Conqueror Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the congestion conqueror—funny, comforting, and perfect for hot drinks during their recovery.

Congestion Conqueror Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows for the congestion conqueror—soft, supportive, and sprinkled with humor to brighten up any recovery space.

Congestion Conqueror Prints

Browse our uplifting prints for the congestion conqueror—adding humor and hope to their healing environment with eye-catching artwork.