Clog Wearers T-Shirts

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

The Anti-Agent

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Dog got your clog?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Two men converse secretively

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

A shadow of spies,

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Man waters a plant that is a man is clinging to on a cliff edge.