Clog Collector T-Shirts

Dutchman using clog as cycle helmet

'I'd make a run for it, but I'm wearing clogs.'

'Dog got your clog?'

Second hand furniture.

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Outstanding Time Management

The dead sea scrolls

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Time Table

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

Do' you have the time?'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.