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'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Disco Dancing

'Dog got your clog?'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The Third Day of Christmas

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

How's My Jiving?

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Bell Bottoms

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our client meetings and focus groups. Can you handle them, Chuckles?'

Dancing.

Christmas jig

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

The Queen's Carriage.

Ring-a-roses.

A Walk on the Wild Side.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Dickensian Christmas

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

Angel with hula hoop.

"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."

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A Partridge In A Pear Tree

'I'd make a run for it, but I'm wearing clogs.'

'Since when have you been able to do the Gay Gordons, anyway?'