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Dancing.

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Caution: Wet Floor

Spilt wine

How to smash a guitar.

Garden stagger

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop