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Roller blader with bandaged head

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Ice rink"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Spilt wine

Caution: Wet Floor

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

How to smash a guitar.

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills