Clumsy Skater Club T-Shirts

"Ice rink"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Shred the plank."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Pole Vaulting Club

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Circus doctor.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Dancing.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Caution: Wet Floor

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Roller blader with bandaged head

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

Girl Guided Missile

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Lurking Men's Club

Wasp appreciation society

Community Church. . . Back Rubs

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

'Ouch!'

"I think you're looking for the Fat Girth Society down the hall."