"Ice rink"
Clumsy Skater Club Gifts
Looking for a gift for a skater who’s more prone to stumbles than smooth rides? The Clumsy Skater Club collection highlights those hilarious, unforgettable moments of skateboarding slips and spills. Perfect for anyone who loves the thrill of the skate park but isn’t afraid to laugh at their own clumsiness. Our products make a playful, heartfelt nod to every wobble, tumble, and fall that makes skateboarding so amusing and human. Gift them a reminder that sometimes, falling is just part of the journey to mastering the board.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"Shred the plank."
Niche Extracurriculars
'Shh, let me do the talking.'
Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.
With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.
Pole Vaulting Club
101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates
Circus doctor.
'Quick! ontact my doctor!'
'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'
"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."
Dancing.
"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."
Caution: Wet Floor
'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'
Roller blader with bandaged head
Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.
Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.
The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills
Girl Guided Missile
'We play in the cat protection league.'
Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.
'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'
"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"
I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...
Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.
Lurking Men's Club
Wasp appreciation society
Community Church. . . Back Rubs
"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"
Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,
'Ouch!'
"I think you're looking for the Fat Girth Society down the hall."
Clumsy Skater Club Gifts Collection
Clumsy Skater Club Mugs
Discover our Clumsy Skater Club mugs—great for bringing a bit of humor to every coffee break, and perfect for skate lovers who don’t mind a fall now and then.
Clumsy Skater Club Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows from the Clumsy Skater Club—add a cozy, funny touch to any skate lover’s lounge or bedroom.
Clumsy Skater Club Prints
Explore our art prints featuring the comedic side of skateboarding—perfect for decorating the space of anyone who values laughs as much as tricks.
Clumsy Skater Club T-Shirts
Browse our Clumsy Skater Club T-shirts—showcase your love for skateboarding’s funny side with tees that celebrate every tumble and triumph.