Clumsy Skater Gifts

Roller blader with bandaged head

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Ice rink"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Caution: Wet Floor

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

How to smash a guitar.

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'