Clumsy Juggler Gifts

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Take a message...'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'