Clumsy Athlete Gifts

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Spilt wine

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

Roller blader with bandaged head