Clumsy Athlete Pillows

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'