Clumsiness Coach Pillows

"Oh no, I dropped my phone."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Scre

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Unlucky sculpture.

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Little help here?'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

"Here's to a clean start ..."

"What luck - it's a flyer from the Emergency Glass Repair company."

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"