Clumsy Colleague Pillows

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"This one is less distracting."

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Don't mention the piece of onion on his chin, or the custard on his tie.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'