Clumsy Communicator Pillows

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

Showbiz Awards

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."