Clumsy Charmer Pillows

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'