Clumsy Classic Pillows

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Job applicant.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

How to smash a guitar.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Garden stagger

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

Quick-sand

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Attila the Klutz.

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'