Clumsy Characters Fan Pillows

Job applicant.

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Unlucky sculpture.

Caution: Wet Floor

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

Quick-sand

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"