Clumsy Character Supporter Pillows

"The doctor prescribed going wireless after I told her I kept tripping over all the cords lying around."

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Caution: Wet Floor

'Tripped over the cat.'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"