Clumsy Charm Pillows

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Unlucky sculpture.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Spilt wine

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'