Clumsy Spirit Pillows

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Job applicant.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Unlucky sculpture.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'