Clumsy Companion Pillows

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Still rubbing everyone up the wrong way,Sid?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Job applicant.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Spilt wine

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'