Clumsy Adventures Lover Pillows

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'