Clumsy Companion Prints

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Still rubbing everyone up the wrong way,Sid?'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Job applicant.

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."