Clumsy Comrade Prints

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Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."